Congress addresses the Lweinski

In a rare episode of bipartisanship Congress has been secretly working on a bill to override a Presidential Executive Order.
The bill would reestablish the position that Oral Sex shall once again be classified as sex.
The Bill, cosponsored by Barney Frank, a self acknowleged expert on the subject, would remove the pretense of acceptability amongst pre teens and adolescents.
In recent years, the pre teen crowd has been vigorously involved in the practice. It had, after all, the Presidential Seal of Approval, and that’s a tough argument for an 11-year-old girl to defend against.
The “Lewinski” has become a right of passage for 12-year-old boys.
The practice has brought on an avalanche of STDs that were previously unheard of in the kiddy world.

Scientists have documented a number of sexually transmitted diseases that have been transmitted through oral sex. Herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea, genital warts (HPV), intestinal parasites (amebiasis), and hepatitis A are examples of STDs which can be transmitted during oral sex with an infected partner.

Although this bill has plenty of support, there are a few in Congress that want nothing to do with it.
Hillary Clinton, Senator from New York, via Bill Clinton and Arkansas is adamantly opposed to any changes in the current legal status of the practice.
Robert Byrd, ancient senatorial historian and former KKK member was still undecided when he made this statement. “What is oral sex? All I know is that if George Bush is for it, I’m again it!”
The honorable Senator from Massachusetts, Teddy Kennedy was more differential in his remarks on the subject. “Ahh,what's the big deal? He never drowned her did he?”
If the Bill passes, it is assumed that Mr. Clinton will have to re-testify as to what he actually did to “that girl, Miss Lewinski.” and with all the pre publicity, this time he really won’t have to lie.