Global warming my butt?

We have been chewing cud and passing gas for eons. Believe me, my gas ain’t greenhouse compatible.
Go find another patsy to take the fall Mr. Scientist. Dinosaurs farted too, and a heck of a lot more aggressively than me. They wiped out the whole Ice Age. I think they even did it without the benefit of SUVs.
Don't get me wrong.I don't want to completely stop the maniacal scientific crusade against American success. For instance,I do think the ban on the use of lighter fluid in California is a good Idea, and a step in the right direction. I think all Bar-B-Q paraphernalia should be banned.